This quadruple amputee could be "armed and dangerous"

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 11/06/2014 at 10:25 • Filed to: None

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Someone has a sense of humor.

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EDIT: It's worth noting that while this is from a UK news source, this happened in Florida. Of course.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Alfalfa 11/06/2014 at 10:34

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How does a guy with no hands shoot a gun?

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Alfalfa 11/06/2014 at 10:50

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Is it insensitive to say "hands up!" or "put your hands where I can see them!" when they catch him?

Alfalfa > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 11/06/2014 at 10:54

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It only works in Florida.

Alfalfa > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 11/06/2014 at 10:54

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"Hands up, stubby!"

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"Stubs up, handsy!"

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 11/06/2014 at 10:57

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There are other ways...

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 11/06/2014 at 11:04

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they also won't be able to cuff him because the cuffs will slide right off.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 11/06/2014 at 11:11

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I desperately want it so go down like the black knight skit.